Movie Quotes - A

Last updated 29 May 2001

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein: -Young people making the most of life - while it lasts.
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: -If he had held the ball laces out like he's supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick. Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell!; -Tom Ace, d*mn glad to meet you. Congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific! -; -If I was drinking out of the toilet I may have been killed! (Submitted by; -Holy testicle Tuesday! (Submitted by Aaron); -Is your number still 911? Alrighty then!; -If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls: -Your request is not unlike your lower intestine. Stinky and full of danger.; -My, aren't I the popular one?
Addams Family: -I'm just your mother. You only owe me your entire existence on this planet. Please, Gordon, by all means, go, sing, dance, DATE!; -Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.; -Wednesday, play with your food!
Addams Family Values: -Be afraid. Be very afraid.; -Sorry Debi, no Mercedes this year, we have to set an example!! (Submitted by
Air Force One: -You murdered 100,000 Iraqis to save a nickel a gallon on gas. Don't lecture me on the articles of war.; -Real Peace is not just the absence of conflict but the presence of justice.; -He'll get his mit back all right. Then he'll play catch with this guy's balls.
Airheads: -I figure we demand some weird stuff so that later we can plead insanity.
American Grafitti: -I ain't nobody, Dork!
An Affair To Remember: -You are too young to live here... it is a good place to sit and remember. But you have still to create your memories.; -Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories; -Oh yes, my father drank beer, in the mornings. Later in the day he drank anything; -It was my own fault, I was looking up. You were there... it was the nearest thing to heaven
Apocalypse Now: -Surf or fight!; -What do you call assassins who accuse assassins?; -I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce.
Armageddon: -It's all fun and games until someone gets shot in the leg.; -Sorry brother, I just wanted to feel the power between my legs. (Submitted by; -The clock on that 9-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.
Army of Darkness: -Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun
As Good As It Gets: -People who talk in metephors ought to shampoo my crotch.; -Yeah, well, we're all gonna die soon. I will, you will, and it sure sounds like your son will.; -Doctor how can you diagnose someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and then act like I had some choice about barging in here right now?; -Sell crazy some place else, we're all stocked up here.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: -That's not a woman...it's a man, man.; -Should we shag now or should we shag later?; -Excuse me but I thought you said A Lot Of....nevermind.; -Easy man, you're gonna blow an o-ring, drop a lung...; -(On the toilet being strangled by Dr. Evil's #2)
Who does Number 2 work for? (Submitted by; -Excuse me for being rude, it was not me it was my food, it justed popped-up to say hello and went back down below.; -Allow myself to introduce... myself.; -When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!; -No, no, no. I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying. I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan.; -Vanessa has a fantastic body, I bet she shags like a minx.; -As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!; -The details of my life are inconsequential.; -It's Doctor Evil. I didn't go to Evil Medical School for 6 years to be called Mister.; -No, this is me in a nut shell; Help! I'm in a nut shell! how did i get into this nutshell? what kind of nut has a shell like this one?; -I've got a whole bag of SHHH with your name on it; -No! only sailors use condoms. they should the filthy baggots. they go from port to port.; -It's freedom, baby, yeah!; -Is it an evil petting zoo?; -I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!; -I want chicken. I want liver. meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.; -You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads. Is that too much to ask?; -Let me tell you a little story about a man named "Shh"; -Stop calling me baby. Call me agent Kensington. Alright Vanessa. (Submitted by

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