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Movie Quotes - B
Last Updated 29 May 2001
Beverly Hills Cop
-Are you the one who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow
Club this morning?
-This is not my locker.
Beverly Hills Cop II
-Oh, come right in. Don't let the fact that my door is
closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office. >
Big
-Goodbye Mr. Spaulding!
Billy Madison
-Mr. Madison. What you've just said....is one of the most
insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response was there anything
that could even be considered a rational thought.
Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened
to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on
your soul.
Blazing Saddles
-C'mon boys. The way you're lollygaggering around here
with them shovels you's think it was 120 degrees. Couldn't
be more than 114.
-What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here?
I hired you to get some track laid, not to jump around
like a bunch of Kansas City faggots
-Please, you're making a German spectacle of yourself
-Bwaah. Mongo straight
-I pledge allegiance to Hedley Lamarr, and to the evil
for which he stands. One scoundrel indisputable with
hatred and malice for all. Now mount up and go do that
voodoo that you do so well.
-He died like he lived. Sideways.
-Vat am I, a rabbit?
-Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
-I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it,
I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin bushwackin,
hornswaglin, cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen
cutter.
-My name is Jim, but most people call me... Jim.
-You will be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking
an almost-certain Academy Award nomination for the Best
Supporting Actor.
-...and please except from us this laurel and hardy
handshake.
-Dock that chink a day's pay for napping on the job!
The Blues Brothers
-It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas,
half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing
sunglasses
-Sell them to me. Sell me your children.
-Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!
-It wasn't my fault! Really, it wasn't! An old friend
came in out of town! The car ran out of gas! I got a flat
tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! The tux
didn't come back from the cleaners! There was an
earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault
I swear to God!!!
-The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of
the Blues Brothers has been approved
-One Timex digital watch - broken. One unused
prophylactic. One soiled.
-How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for
the women?
-What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away
the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the
liberty of bullsh*tting you.
-They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God!
The Brady Bunch Movie
-When you tell on someone, you're not only telling on the. You're telling on yourself.
Braveheart
-The almighty says he can get me outta this, but he's
pretty sure you're fucked.
-What will you do with our freedom?
-Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
-I know you can fight, but it's our wits that make us men.
(Submitted by
-Then that is something we shall have to remedy.
The Breakfast Club
-Ya see this? It's about the size of a cigar burn wouldn't
you say? You see, this is what you get in my house for
spilling paint in the garage. Did I stutter?
-Sweets. You couldn't ignore me if you tried. So... so.
Are you guys like boyfriend-girlfriend? Steady dates?
Lovers? Come on, sporto, level with me. Do you slip her
the hot beef injection?
-Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll
all get up, it'll be anarchy!
-You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're
going to eat that?
-But face it. You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would
you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better
citizen?
-Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer,
Illinois, 60062. Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that
we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for
whatever it was we did wrong, and what we did was wrong,
but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay
telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You
see us as you want to see us. In the simplest terms and
the most convenient definitions, you see us as: a brain,
an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal.
Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7 o'clock
this morning. We were brainwashed.
-I'm a nymphomaniac.
-So it's social. Demented and sad, but social
-Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing her shrink
-Do you think I was born yesterday? Do you think I'm
gonna have you roaming these halls?
-You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit
out of you (Submitted by
-Does Barry Manilow know you raided his waredrobe closet?
(Submitted by
-screws fall out all the time, sir. it's an imperfect
world.
this is the worse fake ID ever. you made yourself 69
years old.
-Without lamps there would be no light
Broken Arrow
-I've never really killed anyone before. I mean I've
dropped bombs on Baghdad, but never face to face. I
don't know what the big deal is, I really don't.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
-You're acting like a thing from another tax bracket!
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