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- Cabin Boy
- -Gosh you're cute. Wanna buy a monkey?
- -I just don't get it! She seems totally uninterested in
me, despite my smothering obsessiveness!
- Caddyshack
- -This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. You buy a hat
like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup... Oh, it
looks good on you, though.
- -I'm gonna give you a little advise. There's a force in
the universe that makes things happen, and all you have
to do is get in touch with it. Stop thinking, let things
happen, and be the ball.
- -Tears in his eyes I guess, as he lines up this last shot.
He's got about 195 left. And it looks like he's got...
about an 8 iron. The crowd has gone dead silent,
Cinderella story, out of nowhere, former greens keeper
now about to become Master's Champion. It looks like a
marac.. It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
- -It's the same thing your whole life. 'Clean up your room'
'Stand up straight' ' Pick up your feet' ' Take it like a
man!' 'Be nice to your sister' 'Don't mix beer and wine,
ever!' Oh, yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track!'
- -Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our
table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog
food. I've had better food at the ball game, you know?
This steak still has marks from where the jockey was
hitting it.
- -Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're
lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are
ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...
- -You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a
great body.
- -Hey, everyone. We're all gonna get laid!
- -So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to
Tibet and I get on as a looper on a course over there in
the Himalayas. [...] So, I tell 'em I'm a pro jock and
who do you think they give me? The Dali Llama himself.
Twelfth son of the Llama. Flowing robes, grace, bald...
striking. So I'm on the first tee with him, I give him
the driver. And he hauls off and whacks one. Big hitter
the Llama... long. Into a 10,000 foot crevace right at
the base of this glacier. And the Llama says, "Gunga,
Galunga... Gunga, Gaungalagunga." So we finish
eighteen and he's gonna stiff me. So I say, "Hey
Llama, hey! How about a little something, you know, for
the effort, you know?" And he says, "Oh, there
won't be any money, but when you die, on your death bed,
you will receive total consciousness." So I got that
going for me, which is nice.
- Casino
- -Listen to me Anthony. I got your head in a f*ckin' vise.
I'll squash your head like a f*ckin' grapefruit if you
don't give me a name
- -The coppers blamed me for every little thing out here,
and I mean every little f*ckin' thing. If a guy f*ckin'
slipped on a f*ckin' banana peel, they blamed me.
- -He was a young kid from the casino. Nice kid, bright boy.
What balls on this f*ckin' kid. The next day I fired him.
- -Back home, they put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here,
they give me awards.
- -In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing
and to keep them coming back. The longer they play, the
more they lose, and in the end, we get it all.
- -Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops
around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins.
It's like a morality car wash.
- -If you don't have my money for me, I'll crack your f*cking
head in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the
time I get out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out
of your coma. But guess what? I'll crack your f*cking
head again! 'Cause I'm f*cking stupid! I don't give a f*ck
about jail! That's my business. That's what I do.
- Chinatown
- -Of course I'm respectable, I'm old! Politicians, ugly
buildings and whores all get respectable if they last
long enough.
- -If you can't bring the water to Los Angeles, you bring
Los Angeles to the water.
- City Slickers
- -Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
- -Rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them doggies rollin',
man my *ss is swollen, Rawhide! Round em up, ride em in,
get em up, get em dressed, comb their hair, brush their
teeth, Rawhide! Tie me down, tell me lies, pull my hair,
slap my thighs - with a big wet strap of, Rawhide!
- -Have you ever noticed the older you get, the younger
your girlfriends get? Soon you'll be dating sperm.
- Clerks
- -If people see money on the table, and no-one's around.
they think their being watched.
- -I'm not even supposed to be here today!
- -No time for love, Dr. Jones
- -My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker! Would you
like to suck my cock? Berserker!
- -People say crazy shit during sex. One time, I called
this girl "Mom"
- The Crow
- -Little things used to mean so much to Shellie. I used to
think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is
trivial.
- -Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all
children.
- -Victims... aren't we all?
- -Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now
that's fun!
- -It can't rain all the time.
- -Ya know, my father used to say, every man's got a devil.
And you can't rest until you find him... but if it's any
consolation to you, you have put a smile on my face.
- -I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore.
Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.
- -If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to
have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings
burn. People die. But real love lives forever.
- -They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.
- -Suddenly their came a tapping, as of someone gently
rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping,
right?
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