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D2: The Mighty Ducks

-Quack attack is back, Jack!
-Today it's Wheaties boxes. Tomorrow it's video games and action figures. The sky's the limit!
-It's knuckle puck time!
Dances With Wolves
-Turned injun didn't yeh!

Days of Thunder
-If you're from California, you're not a Yankee. You're not really anything.
-No, he didn't slam into you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you, he "rubbed" you. And rubbing, son, is racing.
-And Harry, I know you're great, you know you're great, but if the guy in the car doesn't trust you, we're never gonna win a d*mn race.
-Control is an illusion, you infantile egomaniac. Nobody knows what's gonna happen next: not on a freeway, not in an airplane, not inside our own bodies and certainly not on a racetrack with 40 other infantile egomaniacs.
-The drivers can't stand to be reminded of what can happen to 'em in a racecar. They, they don't go to hospitals, they don't go to funerals. You get a driver to a funeral before he's actually dead, you've made history, darlin'.
-Claire, I'm more afraid of bein' nothing than I am of being hurt.

Dazed and Confused
-I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else.
-Vicki! Come on, let's skip out and go get naked! Come on let's go!
-It's what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.
-George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens man!
-Lick me, all of you.
-What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, b*tch
-The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!
-Didja ever look at a dollar bill man? There's some spooky sh*t goin' on there. And it's green too!
-That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.
-You know that Julie girl? Loves you. You want her? Gotta play it cool, you know. Like, if she asks you if you want a ride, you say, "No, I've got my own ride, but maybe I'll see you there." Sounds stupid, doesn't it? It works.
-I got Shotgun. >
-Look at the blood stains right there
-There's a party at the Moon Tower, well alright!

Dead Poets Society
-Seize the day. Make your lives extraordinary. (submitted by Sarah)
-I choose the road less travelled by and that has made all the difference. (Submitted by Belinda)
-Most men lead lives of quiet desperation (Submitted by Belinda)
-Sucking the marrow of life does not mean chocking on the bone. (Submitted by Sarah D)

Die Hard
-Hey, babe, I negotiate million-dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash. Hey! Sprechen sie talk?
-Welcome to the party, pal!
-Why don't you wake up and smell what you're shoveling?
-Yippe-ki-yi-yay, Motherf*cker!
-I'm just trying to choke down a twenty year old Twinkie.
-Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life
-I'm not the one who just got buutf*cked on national tv Dwayne!
-...and the quarterback is toast!
Dirty Dancing
-Nobody puts baby in the corner.
-I carried a watermellon. (Submitted by Melissa)