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organized by alphabetical movie title :)
E.T. the Extraterrestrial
-How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
Empire Records
-Attention Rex Manning fans. To your left you will notice a shoplifter being caught by night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep fried and served up to our first hundred customers. Just another tasty treat from the gang at Empire Records.
-Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City, I swear. Of course, it could be in other cities by now.
-Now, Debra, don't be bitter. Surely with your ever growing collection of flesh-mutilating silver appendages, and your brand new neo-nazi-boot-camp makeover, the boys'll come runnin.
-I don't regret the things I've done but those I did not do.
The Empire Strikes Back
-Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to excite me.
-I'd rather kiss a wookie!
-Why, you stuck-up ... half-witted ...scruffy-looking ... nerf-herder!
-No try! Do... or do not. There is no try.
-Luke, don't give into hate. That leads to the dark side.
- Never tell me the odds!
-Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses.
-He will join us or die, my master.
-Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!
-Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship.
- I don't know where you get you delusions, laser brain!
- R2 says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1. Actually R2 has been known to make mistakes - from time to time... Oh dear...