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Movie Quotes!
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organized by alphabetical movie title :)

Face/Off
-If I were to send you flowers, where would I...Wait, Let me rephrase...If i were to let you SUCK my tongue, would you be grateful?

Fargo
-We've been waiting here an hour. He's peed three times already.
-Oh, f*ck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total f*ckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
-Oh, he was just funny-looking. More than most people even.
-O.K., we'll go get some f*cking pancakes and then get laid
-Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again.
-Just keep it still back there lady or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you.
-Did you hear the one about the guy who was too poor to get personalized plates so he changed his name to J3L2404?
-How the f*ck do you split a car, you dummy? With a f*cking chainsaw?
-There is more to life than a little money. Don't you know that?

Fatal Attraction
-I'm not going to be ignored, Dan.