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History of the World Part 1
-Yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait a minute, YES!!
-Virgins, put on your no entry signs
-The Inquisition, let's begin, the Inquisition, look out sin, we're on a mission to convert the Jews ... we're gonna teach them wrong from right, we're gonna help them see the light, we're gonna make an offer that they can't refure ... confess, don't be boring, say yes, don't be dull, a fact you're ignoring, it's better to lose your skull cap than your skull
Hot Shots
-Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any sh*t. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself, "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman." You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
-Kiss me like you've never kissed me before.