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- History of the World Part 1
- -Yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, wait a minute, YES!!
- -Virgins, put on your no entry signs
- -The Inquisition, let's begin, the Inquisition, look out
sin, we're on a mission to convert the Jews ... we're
gonna teach them wrong from right, we're gonna help them
see the light, we're gonna make an offer that they can't
refure ... confess, don't be boring, say yes, don't be
dull, a fact you're ignoring, it's better to lose your
skull cap than your skull
- Hot Shots
- -Be seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong
with my pants, well they started running short on
materials right before they got to the knees so don't
give me any sh*t. Ah. I look out there on all you
wonderful guys and I say to myself, "What I wouldn't
give to be 20 years younger... and a woman." You
know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was
shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never
landed a plane in my life.
- -Kiss me like you've never kissed me before.
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