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Jaws
-Boys, lets be reasonable. This is not the time or the place to be performing some kind of a, half-assed autopsy on the fish! And I am not going to stand here, and see that thing cut open, and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock!
-Is that 3 thousand dollar bounty on the shark in cash or check?
The Jerk
-I don't care about losing the money. I just don't want to lose all the stuff.
Jerry Maguire
-You had me at hello.
-I came home to see my wife. Tonight our company had a big night, a really big night, and it wasn't complete, it wasn't nearly complete without you. I love you, you complete me.
-I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoes, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during the Super Bowl in a game that you are winning and I will not sleep until that happens. Give me fifteen minutes and call me back
-I did not shoplift the pooty....all right, I shoplifted the pooty
Judgement Night
-Let me get rid of these bums and I'll be right back to get on you.
-All right, opportunity knocked and you failed to answer. Consider yourself warned.
Jurassic Park
-Yeah, but when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.