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Movie Quotes!
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organized by alphabetical movie title :)
Last Man Standing
-I didn't want to get sloppy so I switched from drinking whiskey to beer.
-I was right about one thing: they were all better off dead.
-You can know the rules and still do the wrong thing.
-Everybody ends up dead. It's just a matter of when.
-I always like sinners a lot better than saints.
-It's a funny thing about people. One time out of a hundred they turn out better than you expect.
A League of their Own
-If it was easy, everybody would do it. The hard, is what makes it great.
-Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball.
-Come on Kit, blow it out your rearend. I got you into this league goddammit!
-I'm going to go home grab a shower and a shave give the wife a little pickle tickle and be on my way.