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- Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
- -I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!
- -...blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used
to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who
wouldn't?
- -I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank
juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim
in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.
- -The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure maybe not
as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing...
- -Well, i'm sure we can resolve this in a mature way.
Right, mr. Poopypants?
National Lampoon's Animal House
- -You guys playing cards?
- -Well what are supposed to do ya' moron?
- -Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude
-Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life,
son.
- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
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- -If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I
couldn't be more surprised.
- 9 to 5
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- -Jerry should never have died. I'd be better off. I could
have divorced him.
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