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Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
-I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!
-...blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't?
-I want a world where Frank junior and all the Frank juniors can sit under a shady tree, breathe the air, swim in the ocean, and go into a 7-11 without an interpreter.
-The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing...
-Well, i'm sure we can resolve this in a mature way. Right, mr. Poopypants?
National Lampoon's Animal House
-You guys playing cards?
-Well what are supposed to do ya' moron?
-Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude -Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
 
-If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised.
9 to 5
 
-Jerry should never have died. I'd be better off. I could have divorced him.