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The Usual Suspects

-1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Oswald was a fag.
-Keaton once said "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Sose.
-I'm not just talking fat, I'm talkin' orca fat.
-I just can't believe we're going to walk into certain death!
-Ohh, is that the one about the hooker with, um, dysentery?
-What's your story, pretzel man?
-He'll flip ya. He'll flip ya for real.
-Old McManus had a farm, E, I, E, I, O. And on that farm he shot some bad guys. Bada bing, bada bing, bang, boom.
-The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was conivincing the world that he didn't exist. And like that [POOF] he's gone.
-How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
-One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.
-To a cop the explanation's always simple. There's no mystery to the street, no arch criminal behind it all. It if you find a body and you think his brother did it, you're gonna find out you're right.
-There's nothing that can't be done.
-And then he showed these men of will what will really is.

Wayne's World


-Marriage is a punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
-Are you mental?
-I mean, there are two Darren Stevens, right? Dick York and Dick Sargeant. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice! Oh hold on: Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Sergeant York... Wow, thats weird!
-I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored.
-She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym-class.
-It's like a new pair of underwear, you know... At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.
-If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln
-OK ... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo... It's almost too easy.
-All right. Well that's all the time we have for our movie. We hope you found it entertaining, whimsical and yet relevant, with an underlined revisionist conceit that belie the film's emotional attachments to the subject matter.
Weekend at Bernie's

-What kind of host invites you to his house for the weekend and then dies on you??

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

-If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There's nothing to it.